Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have post one night stand depression
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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