she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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