i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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it was like his penis was on wheels.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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