OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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