What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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