i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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