we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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