aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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