I don't think brook has ever known best
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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