if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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Have fun and good luck.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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