You work out of a Hotel?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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