Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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