yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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