found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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