Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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