Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
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she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
where does the pee come out of this thing
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The feeling are messing with the penis
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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