i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
its not stalking. its research.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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