so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
one might say we're banned from that church
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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