he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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