Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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