Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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