no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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