It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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