she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize