I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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