ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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