That's intense
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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