Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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