My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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