Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to have your abortion
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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