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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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