hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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