Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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