i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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