I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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