eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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