Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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