Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I AM VODKA MAN
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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