How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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