WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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