nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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