I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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