remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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