Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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