he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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