This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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