Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My liver just had a heart attack.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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