I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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