I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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