I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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